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A final farewell.

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            GOPHER BITS - Friday, March 23, 2007
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Well, folks, it was a good run, but all good things must come 
to an end. The bosses have decided to merge Gopher Bits with 
Gophercentral's most popular email publication, Bizarre News. 

It's not like you won't continue to get your newsletter. In 
fact, you probably won't notice too much difference, except 
that Bizarre News gets delivered three times a week versus 
only once a week for Gopher Bits, but as far as content is 
concerned, a lot of what goes into this publication comes 
from Bizarre News anyway! 

And you won't be hearing from me any more, you'll be hearing 
from the Bizarre News editor, Lewis. So look for your first 
issue of Bizarre News next Wednesday. If you don't want to 
receive Bizarre News you should scroll to the bottom of this 
issue and unsubscribe. That way your email address won't be 
merged with the Bizarre list. 

Okay, folks, I think that's about everything. Let me just 
say that I enjoyed writing this publication for the last 
three years and I appreciate everyone who wrote in and 
contributed. On behalf of myself, my wife Michele, my son 
Justin and my daughter Bella (that's right...if you're sub-
scribed to The Daily Tease you might recognize those names) 
thanks for everything!




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