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             GOPHER BITS - Friday, June 16, 2006
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Greetings, 

It's a balmy 92 degrees outside today, and it's going to be 
96 tomorrow with a heat index of 104. Welcome to summer in 
Chicago. Good timing, too, since next Wednesday is the fist 
official day of summer. The wife's parents are coming over 
for a Father's Day barbecue tomorrow afternoon and I know 
exactly what's going to happen. Everybody is going to be 
sitting inside enjoying the air conditioning while I stand 
outside over the barbecue grill and have to yell for things 
to be handed to me through the back door. An extra platter, 
a pair of meat tongs, more ice cold beer. 

Ah, well, it's what we're made for, right men? 

Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com

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A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible 
exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room 
constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun 
instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the 
second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the 
man escape?


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot 
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible 
exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room 
constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun 
instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the 
second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the 
man escape?

TEASE ANSWER: 

He waits until night time and then goes through the first 
door.


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot 
of money in revenge." 

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in "The Princess Bride"


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