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            GOPHER BITS - Friday, April 7, 2006
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Greetings, 

Ah, spring has sprung! It's overcast and forty degrees out-
side with winds gusting up to fifty miles-per-hour and rain 
and sleet forecast for tomorrow. 

If the wife thinks I'm going to clean the gutters this week-
end she's got another thing coming. 

Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: What colour is depicted below?

BRLEUDE


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later." 


              *** Answers at the bottom! *** 

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******************* CELEBRITY NOOZ *******************

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************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK *************** 

-------- Thief Tries To Take Officers For A Ride -----------

MIAMI - A Miami man was due in court on a car-stealing 
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lot of trouble -- with the law catching up with him in the 
parking lot of the Miami-Dade Justice Building where a stun 
gun was used to stop him after he tried to flee and report-
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******************* WEEKLY JOKES ******************** 

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****************** WEEKL VIDEO CLIP *******************

Saito Slaps Nicholson - Bridge on the River Kwai
 
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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: What colour is depicted below?

BRLEUDE

TEASE ANSWER: Purple. 

(Red mixed with blue makes purple.)


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later."

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: John Leguizamo as Clown in "Spawn"


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