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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, February 16, 2007
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We're still in the deep freeze here in the Chicago area. 
Earlier this week it warmed up just enough to dump about 
eight inches of snow on us, and now it's back down into 
the single digits. 

Of course, that's nothing compared to those poor souls in 
New York state who have received over one hundred inches 
in some areas. One town got 12 feet of snow. There are 
pictures online of people walking up drifts of snow to 
the roofs of their houses so they can shovel off the snow. 
With that in mind I'm going to try not to get annoyed 
while driving through our measly eight inches.

By the way, I haven't received much feedback on the new 
format. I'm open to suggestions, folks, if there is some-
thing you'd like to see let me know! It's all about you, 




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*************** BIZARRE STORY OF THE WEEK **************** 

---------- Couple marries after 60 years apart ------------

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********************* WEEKLY JOKES ********************** 


The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber   
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******************** WEEKLY VIDEO CLIP *********************

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