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           GOPHER BITS - Friday, October 6, 2006
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Greetings, 

Boy, sometimes I just don't realize what a slave I've become 
to certain things in my life. What I'm talking about is our 
automatic coffee maker. Every night the wife throws in a few 
scoops of coffee and fills the reservoir with water and sets 
it to start brewing at 6:45 a.m. That way, when we make it 
downstairs at 7 o'clock there is a big steaming pot of coffee 
waiting for us. 

So last week it broke. Just wouldn't brew. I really didn't 
think anything of it. In fact, I took a bottle of juice with 
me in the car to work instead of my usual travel mug. But by 
9:30 a.m. I was already starting to get a headache. I'm not 
prone to headaches so I was wondering what the heck it could 
be until I realized that usually, by 9:30, I've had three 
cups of coffee. It really made me stop and think about what 
all that daily caffiene is doing to my body. 

So this week I've been trying try restrict myself to only one 
cup of jo in the morning. I still get a bit of a headache, 
but it's slowly getting better. Kind of makes me wonder what 
else I might be unknowingly addicted to! 

Campbell

campbell@gophercentral.com

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TEASE: 

A woman visiting a big city is getting ready to board the   
subway. She is unfamiliar with the city and the subway   
system, but decides to jump on and go for a ride anyway.   
She takes the subway for a 15-minute ride to the next stop.   
As she goes to get off, the subway operator asks her if she   
needs directions. The woman replies, "No, I know exactly   
where I am." How?


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Not bad in here, is it? No mail, no telephone. Solid wood 
paneling. Well-ventilated boat. Free food, too. 'Rolling in 
clover' we are."


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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

A woman visiting a big city is getting ready to board the   
subway. She is unfamiliar with the city and the subway   
system, but decides to jump on and go for a ride anyway.   
She takes the subway for a 15-minute ride to the next stop.   
As she goes to get off, the subway operator asks her if she   
needs directions. The woman replies, "No, I know exactly   
where I am." How?

TEASE ANSWER: It is a circular track with only one stop. 


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Not bad in here, is it? No mail, no telephone. Solid wood 
paneling. Well-ventilated boat. Free food, too. 'Rolling in 
clover' we are."

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Jurgen Prochnow as the Captain in "Das Boot"


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