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    Film Quotes and TV Trivia - Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006 
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`o `o `o `o `o `o Fresh From The Knot-Hole `o `o `o `o `o `o

Fellow Screen and Tube Nuts,

Here it is: 

"Good Evening. How's it going? Listen girls, ah, as   
your father I feel it incumbent upon me to set the   
record straight on the validity of the tale that   
Uncle Chet shared with us this evening. I know that   
a terrifying story like that, coming from the mouth   
of a recognized authority figure, can be traumatizing   
for kids like yourselves. I know that because I had   
a similar experience with my Uncle Roy and a story he   
used to tell about a family that went into the woods   
and was attacked by a band of escaped army psychiatric   
patients who had been subjected to violent, hellish,   
torturous behavior modification experiments. It seems   
they escaped from the metal boxes the army kept them   
in, found this family in the woods, fell upon them,   
slaughtered them and ate them. Now, that story gave   
me nightmares not to be believed. I don't want Uncle   
Chet's bear story to upset you in the same way. I'm   
here to say that there actually is no bear and that   
all of what Uncle Chet was saying was just a yarn   
spinning for our entertainment." 

- Dan Aykroyd as Roman Craig in "The Great Outdoors" 

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The 100 top TV catchphrases from the TV Land cable network. 

1-50 Alphabetically 

- "Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")

- "And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening 
   News")

- "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. 
  Kennedy)

- "Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph 
  Kramden, "The Honeymooners")

- "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")

- "Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

- "Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")

- "Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")

- "De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")

- "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")



- "Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter 
  Olympics)

- "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")

- "Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible 
  Hulk")

- "Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")

- "Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")

- "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to 
  Beaver")

- "God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")

- "Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)

- "Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It 
  Now")

- "Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")



- "Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. 
  McCarthy)

- "Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")

- "Here it is, your moment of Zen" ("The Daily Show")

- "Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")

- "Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")

- "Hey HEY hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")

- "Hey hey HEEY!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")

- "Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")

- "Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")

- "Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living 
  Color")



- "How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason 
  Show")

- "How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")

- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)

- "I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")

- "I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The 
  A-Team")

- "I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)

- "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, 
  "Newhart")

- "I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)

- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 
  44 ad)

- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, 
  "Chappelle's Show")



- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants 
  to Be a Millionaire")

- "It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer 
  Batteries ad)

- "It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)

- "Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, 
  "Saturday Night Live")

- "Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")

- "Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill 
  Street Blues")

- "Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various 
  sports events)

- "Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")

- "Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")

- "Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The 
  Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour")

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		   Today's Movie Quotes
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Comedy
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Quote: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through 
       life, son." 

Clue: It was the Deltas against the rules... the rules lost!

Sci-Fi 
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Quote: "The justice system works swiftly in the future now 
       that they've abolished all lawyers." 

Clue: Getting back was only the beginning. 

Comedy 
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Quote: "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a 
       rustic setting like this?" 

Clue: Never give a saga an even break! 

Comedy 
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Quote: "If you were happy every day of your life, you 
       wouldn't be a human being; you'd be a game show 
       host." 

Clue: Sometimes belonging to the popular clique can be 
      deadly. 

Comedy 
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Quote: "Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"  

Clue: One world. One party. 

Family 
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Quote: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 
       6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch 
       ripple." 

Clue: It's everybody's non-pollutionary, anti-
      institutionary, pro-confectionery factory of fun. 

Comedy 
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Quote: Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing. 

Clue: First, he fought for the Crown. Now he's fighting 
      for the Family Jewels. 

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----------------- Today's Quotes Answers -------------------
Comedy
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Quote: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through 
       life, son." 
  
- John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in "Animal House" 

Sci-Fi 
------
Quote: "The justice system works swiftly in the future 
       now that they've abolished all lawyers." 

- Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in "Back to the 
  Future: Part II" 

Comedy 
------
Quote: "What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a 
       rustic setting like this?" 

- Gene Wilder as Jim 'The Waco Kid' in "Blazing Saddles" 

Comedy
------
Quote: "If you were happy every day of your life, you 
       wouldn't be a human being; you'd be a game show 
       host." 

- Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in "Heathers" 

Comedy
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Quote: "Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?" 

- Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell in "Wayne's World" 

Family
------
Quote: "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 
       6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch 
       ripple." 

- Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka in "Willy Wonka & the 
  Chocolate Factory" 

Comedy 
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Quote: "Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing." 

- Mike Myers as Austin Powers in "Austin Powers: The Spy 
  Who Shagged Me" 

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The 100 top TV catchphrases from the TV Land cable network. 

51-100 Alphabetically 
                     
- "Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")

- "Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show")

- "No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")

- "Norm!" ("Cheers")

- "Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")

- "Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South 
  Park")

- "Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")

- "One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)

- "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon 
  ad)

- "Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)



- "Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The 
  Next Generation")

- "Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & 
  Allen Show")

- "Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and 
  Garth, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan 
  Quayle)

- "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)

- "Smile, you're on 'Candid Camera' " ("Candid Camera")

- "Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")

- "Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")

- "Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")

- "Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")




- "Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)

- "Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. 
  McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")

- "That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")

- "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, 
  "ABC's Wide World of Sports")

- "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")

- "The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")

- "This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")

- "Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)

- "Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")

- "Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, 
  "Welcome Back, Kotter")



- "We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan 
  Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")

- "Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church 
  Lady, "Saturday Night Live")

- "We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed 
  Sullivan Show")

- "Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)

- "What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip 
  Wilson Show")

- "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, 
  "Diff'rent Strokes")

- "Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)

- "Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")

- "Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")



- "Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")

- "Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")

- "Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological 
  liar, "Saturday Night Live")

- "You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")

- "You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, 
  "Saturday Night Live")

- "You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")

- "You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")

- "You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Tyler 
  Moore Show")

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