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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, June 5th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I went home, to my parent's house, to pick up a few things 
when I noticed that my key didn't work in the door, but 
luckily the door was unlocked. As I entered I noticed that 
they had redecorated quite extensively. I wish they had 
mentioned it to me earlier... or at all. 

I searched high and low for those few things I was 
determined to bring back to my place, but I was unsuccess-
ful. Soon the police showed up and I asked them to assist 
me. They responded to my request by coating my face with 
pepper-spray. 

Those damn town houses all look exactly the same. 

Do you know the old saying, "You Can't Go Home Again"? 
It's been said... and heard for years and years. It's true 
in my case. Only if you change the saying to, "You Can't 
Find Home Again". 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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