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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 30th 2008

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few of your comments about yesterday's anger-
fueled column. Thanks to all for venting and letting me 

I think you are absolutely right about people talking in 
movies. Also I hate it when I go to the grocery store or 
any other store and someone is talking on the cell phone, 
or standing in line somewhere. I don't want to hear that 
persons conversation unless maybe it's with someone else 
that is in line, and you can hear both sides. Maybe I am 
just picky????? - Fay 

I agree! The only thing worse is people who insist 
on talking thru a movie...ON THEIR CELL PHONE!!!! 
AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!! Special place in hell for these 
people...along with the ones who scream "I LOVE YOU" to 
the performer at a concert. Talk about insane!! First, 
do they really think the performer can hear them? Second, 
even if by some miracle the singer COULD hear them, do 
they think it will get the singer to stop the concert & 
ask them for a date?? - Judy B

I agree with you 100%. Here is what I did the last time. 
I went to the manager and told him I couldn't watch the 
movie with all the talking going on. He then proceeded 
to tell the people talking loud to take it outside or be 
quiet. When I complained again he made them leave and 
gave me my money back. Give it a try next time and see 
what happens. - Terry 

It feels good to get that out, doesn't it? 

Groaningly yours,

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