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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, July 10th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here's some more classic stuff that I hope will make you 
smile. 

There are a lot of things that I can't do. 

1. Play Guitar 
2. 10 Push-ups 
3. Math in my Head 
4. Speak a Foreign Language 
5. Juggle 
6. Whistle 
7. Sing 
8. Eat Spicy Food 
9. Listen to Justin Timberlake 
10. Dance 

There is one thing that I am awesome at... and that's 
making a shoe smell. I am the king of stinky footware. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

Email Steve

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St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if 
they qualify for admittance to heaven. 

"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one 
of the men, who had been a butler. 

"I was a good father," he answers. 

"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you 
were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. 
No admittance." 

St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and 
asked him the same question. 

The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken 
good care of his family. 

But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had 
been an impossible glutton, so much so that he married a 
woman named BonBon. 

At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood 
up and said, "Come on, Penny, let's get out of here." 


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Q: When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight? 

A: When they had lots of sleepless knights! 


Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? 

A: Had a byte! 

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