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Good Morning Groanies,

I joined Stacy on a little shopping trip the other day. 
As we arrived at the store, Stacy noticed something quite 
unusual. There was a forgotten case of soda pop just 
sitting in a shopping cart that was returned to one of 
the many cart corals. 

Stacy said, "Will you look at that. Somebody forgot to 
take their pop off their cart." We looked around to see 
if anyone was coming back to claim their abandoned 
purchase, but it didn't seem likely. So we scooped up 
that case of soda faster than you can say, "banana 

It was quite a find I must say. You just have to keep your 
eyes open and you'll find all kinds of interesting things. 

This experience reminded me of the time I discovered some-
one had left their brand-new bottle of windshield wiper 
fluid in a parking lot. It was a great item to find, but 
it ultimately didn't taste as good as the soda we had just 

Groaningly yours,

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