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       THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 30th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I was curious about the topic or topics that I had written 
about in my column last year. It was kind of interesting. 
I thought I would share it with you. 


When you order chicken or popcorn it usually comes in a 
bucket. I think more things should come in a bucket, don't 
you? 

Here are a few ideas I have on what items should come in 
a bucket or bucket-like container. 

1. Bucket of Bread
2. Bucket of Ketchup (For endless French Fry dipping) 
3. Bucket of Mouthwash 
4. Bucket of Tacks 
5. Bucket of Wine (Direct Competition for that fancy Box 
   of Wine)

I'm going to be rich I tell ya, rich! 


Well, I'm not rich yet, but I'm not giving up! 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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When Arnold Schwarzenegger was a child, he made his 
acting debut in his elementary school production, 
"Music Makers". 

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students to choose a famous composer to portray in the 
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The first child chose Mozart, The next wanted to be 
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was. He said "I'll be Bach." 


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Q: How to you organize a spacey party? 

A: You planet. 


Ben: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar.

Dan: Sugar! What for?

Ben: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?

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