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        THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 9th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I wish it would just stop raining. Now that I'm a homeowner 
I have the wonderful responsibility of maintaining my lawn. 

I've always enjoyed mowing the lawn. It's one of those jobs 
that gives you a great sense of accomplishment when it's 
completed. I live for the sense of accomplishment. If I 
ever had my own cologne I would call it "Accomplishment: 
Accomplished By Steve". 

Now, Let's get back on track. I really need to get the 
grass cut. It's getting a little out of hand. If I wait 
any longer I'll need to get a combine to get the job done. 

Oh, the joys of being a homeowner. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

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   packet.

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