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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 25th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy told me some good news today. Our kitchen table and 
chairs are being delivered this weekend. Hooray! 

We have been living in our house for almost a month now 
with no kitchen table or chairs. It's been okay, but you 
really don't appreciate a piece of furniture like a kitchen 
table until you are without one. 

Whenever we make breakfast, lunch or dinner, we have to 
figure out a location to enjoy the meal. We have eaten 
meals in the living room, the basement, the office, on 
the kitchen floor, in the bathtub, in the garage, on the 
roof, on the front porch, on the side stoop, in the middle 
of the driveway, in the crawlspace, in 3-of-the-4 closets, 
and in the tool shed. 

Come to think of it, I really did enjoy the seafood dinner 
in the bathtub. It was like an undersea adventure... with 
shrimp sauce. 

Anyways, that table will be sweet though. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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