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       THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, July 25th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Our company picnic is tomorrow afternoon. I'm really 
looking forward to it. It nice to see your fellow co-
workers outside of the office... and then stuff your 
face with hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, veggie 
pizza, chips and dip, soda, watermelon, fruit salad... 
and maybe a veggie tray or two. Hey, you have to eat 

It's going to be a great time. Oh, I have to remember 
to wear my baggy pants with the extra pockets. Hey, 
picnic food is awesome and I'm gonna eat it all weekend. 

Groaningly yours,

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