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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 4th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
I have always wanted to be a superhero. I can remember
running around my backyard with a towel for a cape and my
underwear on the outside of my pants. I would shout out
things like: "This looks like a job for Superman", "Up,
Up and Away" and "Excuse me. Would you like to join me
in the Fortress of Solitude for some wine and M*A*S*H re-
runs?"
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the ark hives.
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses.
He drinks straight out of the bottle!
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