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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 4th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I have always wanted to be a superhero. I can remember 
running around my backyard with a towel for a cape and my 
underwear on the outside of my pants. I would shout out 
things like: "This looks like a job for Superman", "Up, 
Up and Away" and "Excuse me. Would you like to join me 
in the Fortress of Solitude for some wine and M*A*S*H re-
runs?" 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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One day Timmy was in his back yard digging a hole. 
His neighbor, seeing him there, decided to investigate. 
"Whatcha doin?" he asked. 

"My goldfish died and I'm burying him," Timmy replied. 

"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" 
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Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
	
A: In the ark hives. 


My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses. 

He drinks straight out of the bottle!

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