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       THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, July 22nd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Our air conditioner crapped-out on us over the weekend. 
Stacy and I had the hardest time getting to sleep last 
night. It was hot and humid and very uncomfortable. I 
feel like I only slept for a few hours... probably because 
I only slept for a few hours. 

On to the good news, we should have the repairs done in 
a few days and then we can enjoy nothing but cool, meat-
locker-like, air. Just thinking about that makes my nipples 
all pokey. 

Stay Cool. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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