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       THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 23rd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Because you asked for it, here are many more of your 
favorite funny sounding words. 

1. Riboflavin 
2. Masticate
3. Squabble 
4. Bucket 
5. Porcupine
6. Whippersnapper
7. Tortuga 
8. Yogurt 
9. Eagle
10. Glop 

Number one sounds like something that Jerry Lewis would 
say in a funny voice. Riboflavin! Nice Lady! 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: When do cannibals leave the table? 
 
A: When everyone's eaten. 


Q: What's a King's favorite clothing? 

A: A reign coat. 

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