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        THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, July 18th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Thanks for all of the suggested remedies for my toothache. 
Here are a pair that I found rather interesting. 

which ever side you have a tooth ake, squeeze an ice cube 
in the opposite hand as lond as you can stand it. This 
really works but is temporary relief - Dave 
[Thanks, Dave. Great... now my hand is completely numb.] 

You'll think I'm nuts, but soak a cotton ball in 100 proof 
whiskey, then lay the cotton ball on your tooth, stops the 
pain, or you just don't care if it hurts anymore, one. 
- Arlene
[Hey, that was a great idea, Arlene. My only criticism is 
that I should have soaked the cotton ball first. But you 
were right, I got so drunk that I didn't care about the 
pain. Also, I ended up swallowing about twelve cotton 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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