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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, June 26th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I love asking questions. Questions are one of my favorite 
things. I am also quite fond of the question mark. "?" 
Amazing, isn't it? Also, The Riddler was my favorite Batman 
villain. I live to question authority. I question theories. 
I question truths. I question answers. I even question 

We never run out of questions, do we? We can never be 
content with the way things are at one particular moment. 
We question whether or not things can be made better. We 
question ourselves when we make decisions. Should I have 
eaten that? Should I have bought that item? Should I have 
wore underwear today? We are constantly questioning every-

Questions are what keep us going. If we didn't have 
questions we would cease to develop as a species. I 
think asking questions is the secret to life. The biggest 
question that your average human being asks is, "Why are 
we here?" And the answer is, "Too question everything." It 
is the only way to learn, build and grow. 

Never stop questioning. It's the only way to get answers. 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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