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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, July 17th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Well, we have finally unpacked our last box. It's a great 
feeling to have finally finished moving in. But, as soon 
as the great feeling is felt another feeling rears its 
ugly head. Aggravation, stress and uncertainty suddenly 
creep in. Well, that's a couple of feelings. 

The reason you plummet from such a great height is the fact 
that now you have put everything in its place you can't 
remember where anything is specifically located. I can't 
tell you how many times this has happened to me, but it 
will never stop. 

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to find out where I put 
my car keys. 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the 
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"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

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"Is that so! How?"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? 

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Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? 
A: Naked and screaming like the rest of us. 


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