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       THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, July 29th 2008

Good Morning Groanies,

I know that I've taken it upon myself to rant about this 
topic a few times in the past, but I guess that until it 
stops I'm going to have to keep going on and on about it. 

Why do people think that it is okay to talk during a 
movie? Is there some psychological illness that infects 
movie-goers and makes them believe that holding 
a conversation with the person or persons that they came 
to the screening with is acceptable? If you want to talk 
then go to a coffee shop or a restaurant or a bar. You go 
to the movies to watch a movie... or am I completely crazy? 

I can't believe I have to get angry about stupid stuff like 
this. We live in a rude, self-involved culture and I guess 
there is not much I can do to change that, but as long as 
I can get my message out and get a few members of society 
to think about what they do and how they ruin a very 
adament movie-goers time then I think I'm doing my job. 

Please, let the people on the screen do the talking. 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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