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        THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 6th 2008

Good Morning Groanies,

It's good to be back! I have never been so tired in my 
entire life. Moving into a new house is a lot of work. 

Over the last five days I've painted, I've lifted, I've 
carried, I've moved, I've constructed, I've packed, I've 
unpacked, I've cleaned, I've measured, I've washed and 
I've cried. Hey, you would cry too if you did all of those 
things non-stop for the past few days. Now I'm sore and I 
ache and I hurt. I'm the biggest baby, aren't I? 

We are excited about the new house, Stacy and me. We can't 
wait to make it our own. Well, I kind of left my mark on 
it already. The neighbors refer to me as that "tall creepy 
guy that eats cereal naked." 

It's always great feeling to be remembered. 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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