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        THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 13th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I am freaking out! No, not because it's Friday the 13th... 
well, that has a little bit to do with it. The real reason 
I'm freaking out is because... it's because... well, I 
forgot what I was freaking out about so I guess it really 
wasn't that important. I guess no worries for me. 

Sweet Mother Of Pearl!!! I Lied! It's Because it's Friday 
the 13th!!! That was what I was freaking out about. I'm 
not a good liar. 

Have a camping free weekend. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: What do you call a fish that can communicate in binary? 

A: A Data Bass. 


Q: If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what 
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