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        THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 27th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I learned something weird the other day. My grandma sleeps 
with her eyes open. How creepy is that? 

She told me that she has slept with her eyes open for as 
long as she can remember. She was surprised that I never 
noticed before. 

I told her that all of those staring contests she won when 
I was a kid are now tainted and she should relinquish the 
title of "Staring Contest Champion". 

Hey, I just want to keep things fair. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought 
him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. 
"Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" 

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is 
it now?" 


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