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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 11th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

We had an interesting conversation in the office today. 

The topic: The Bra

TZ said that he didn't understand why the locking 
mechanisms on those contraptions have to be so complicated 
to undo. He believes that it is just another way for women 
to mess with the minds of men. 

I'm not so worried about it though because I stole a female 
mannequin from a department store 15 years ago and from 
then on I've been practicing bra removal techniques. 

Hey, it was either that or try removing a bra from myself. 
I think I made the wise choice. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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