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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 9th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a classic Groaner issue just for you. 

As I ate my breakfast this morning I began to think about 
how many people were eating delicious Lucky Charms cereal 
for breakfast. 

Then I turned and said, "Who are you people and who said 
you could eat my cereal?" 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: What's a bee's favorite song? 

A: Stinging in the Rain. 


Q: What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine? 

A: A slowpoke 

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