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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, July 24th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Did you ever roll around in barbecue sauce and then jump 
into a pile of fire ants? 

Man, I miss college. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery 
and requests shelter there. 

Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated 
to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. 

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. 
She was met by two of the Brothers.

The first one says, "Hello, I am brother Michael, and this 
is Brother Charles." 

"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just 
wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and 
chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who 
cooked what?" 

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
 
She turned to the other Brother and says "then you must 
be....?" 
 
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk." 


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Q: What did Ernie say to Burt when asked if he wanted ice 
   cream? 

A: Sure-Burt! 


Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? 

A: Because he was feeling a little crummy! 

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