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       THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, July 15th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I am so glad I went grocery shopping last night. I was 
running low on everything. You really know that you need 
to go shopping when you are enjoying a lunch that consists 
of Lucky Charms, Raisins and chocolate syrup all carefully 
placed in the crevice of a hot dog bun. 

Now that's some good eatin'. 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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