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        THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 20th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I have recieved a plethora of your, and by "your" I mean
you the readers, favorite funny sounding words. And now I
would like to share a few of them with you... the readers.

1. Tallywhacker
2. Whackadoodle
3. bumberchute
4. pilaster
5. gherkin
6. Shovel

Hey, keep those funny words coming in.

Have a great weekend.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said 
to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a 
ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of 
a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask 
him." 

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why 
are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the 
shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, 
'intelligence'?" 

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on 
this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard 
as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and 
tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand 
and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's 
intelligence!" 

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, 
"What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of 
intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. 
The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take 
your shovel and hit my hand." 


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Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? 

A: A walkie talkie! 


Q: Why did the baker stop baking bread?	

A: Because he wasn't making enough dough. 

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