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        THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 2nd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

This classic column is located just below this sentence... 

It's graduation time once again for all who thirst for the 
sweet nectar of knowledge. I remember all of my graduation 
ceremonies. 

My eighth grade ceremony was long, boring and feverishly 
hot. I remember my mom's tears of pride and my dad yelling, 
"Get A Job," as I crossed the stage. 

My high school ceremony was long, boring and steaming hot. 
My mom taking hundreds of pictures of me in my cap and 
gown. My dad once again yelling "Get A Job," as I crossed 
the stage and during the car ride home. 

Finally, when I graduated from college I felt a true sense 
of accomplishment. My parents looking at me with such 
pride. My dad promised me that when I graduated from 
college he wouldn't yell out, "Get A Job," and he kept his 
word. Instead he yelled out, "Why did it take you five 
years to graduate?" 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: What do you call a cow with only 2 right legs? 
  
A: Lean beef! 


Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? 
  
A: To get to the shell station. 

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