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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 23rd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I noticed something this morning, I have really hairy feet. 
Well, I have a prominent amount of body fuzz on the top of 
each foot and a dash of fur on each of my twelve toes... I 
mean ten toes. 

I never really gave much attention to my feet, but now that 
I have noticed them I have come up with a brilliant idea 
that is going to make me rich. It's for people with hairy 
feet. If you have hairy feet and you wear sandals or flip-
flops what would you say to getting your fuzzy feet a 
hairstyle? I know, brilliant, eh? 

I get these great ideas all of the time, but nothing ever 
comes of them. I just better stay focused on this one, 
it's a sure thing. 

What was I going on about? 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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