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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, June 19th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a list of some funny sounding words that ran across 
my mind. 

1. Haggle 
2. Fuselage
3. Perturb
4. Persnickety
5. Rigmarole
6. Thorax
7. Whack
8. Yap
9. Cootie
10. Morsel 

Number 4 gets me laughing every single time.

Groaningly yours,

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