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       THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, June 10th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Sometimes we forget. It's a simple fact. Everybody forgets 
something from time to time. Sometimes we forget to call 
someone. Sometimes we forget to thank someone. Sometimes 
we forget to turn off the lights. Sometimes we forget to 
wash your hands. Sometimes we forget where we left our car 
keys. Sometimes we forget... what was I talking about? 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down 
Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." 

"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend 
the night in jail until the chief gets back." 

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," 

"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!" 

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner 
and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's 
wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." 

"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. 
"I'm the groom." 


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Q: Why are movie stars so cool? 

A: Because they have many fans! 


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A: It's a beautiful tail! 

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