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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 16th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I have the worst toothache. It hurts when I talk, when I 
sneeze, when I breathe, when I eat, when I sleep, when I 
drink, when I whistle, when I play the harmonica, when I 
chew gum, when I make fart noises with my mouth and when 
I hum Neil Diamond songs. What am I going to do? 

I guess I've learned my lesson. When a bottle says "twist 
off" they don't want you to use your teeth. Food for 
thought. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: How is a cat drinking milk like a track star? 
	
A: They both enjoy taking a few laps. 


Q: Why did the leper baseball pitcher retire?
	
A: He threw his arm out. 

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