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       THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 18th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

People need to learn to follow through. If you tell some-
body that you are going to do something then do it. 

If you say you're going to call someone... CALL THEM! 

If you say you're going to get together with someone... 
do it already! 

If you say you're going to paint your house... then paint 
your freakin' house!

If you say you're going to fix my TV... FIX IT ALREADY!!! 

Nobody is responsible for anything anymore. Just follow 
through people. That's all I ask. If you give someone your 
word then you are expected to keep it. Is that so hard to 
do? 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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