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       THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, July 3rd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

I just wanted to give you the heads-up that the Daily 
Groaner is taking a break for the July 4 holiday. 

Don't worry. I'll be back on Monday to fill you in 
on all of the crazy, zany and kooky shenanigans that 
will ultimately transpire during the weekend festivities. 

If it was like last year I should wake up naked, handcuffed 
to an orangutan in one of the cars on the Ferris Wheel at 
Navy Pier. It's going to be wicked awesome! 

Have some fun and be safe. Enjoy the 4th! 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school 
teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about 
patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One 
of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, 
we are all free." 

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"I'm not free. I'm four." 

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Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a 
   small curly-haired dog? 

A: Yankee Poodle! 

Q: Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental 

A: He was a Yankee doodler! 


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