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       THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 28th 2008

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm still processing all of the food I ate at the company 
picnic on Saturday, so I'm going to take it easy. 

Oh, and my apologies to the unlucky person that gets hit 
with the button that sprang off from the front of my pants. 


Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?

A: Their father was an awful boar.

Q: What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?

A: Kids won't eat broccoli. 


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