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        THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, June 24th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Today will be the final day of listing your favorite funny 
sounding words, folks. Thanks for sending your personal 
favorites in to me. 

1. Fricassee
2. Itty-bitty
3. Plethora 
4. Gizmo 
5. SQUISHY
6. Defunct
7. Stank 
8. Teeter-Totter
9. Vouch
10. Yammer 

Number 7 is priceless. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

Email Steve

Looking for a Laugh? You'll find them on EVTV1.com: 
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity;
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring
the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated 
partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted 
ball!" 
 
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from 
the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." 

"Forget it, man - you don't stand a chance of hitting 
her from here!" 


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Q: Did you hear about the guy that stayed up all night to 
   see where the sun went? 

A: It finally dawned on him.


A termite walks into a bar and ask the person behind the 
counter and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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