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       THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here's another classic Groaner column... 

I was trying on some coats to see if they would fit me. 
I love to do that every now and again because of what 
you find in the pockets. Items like kleenex, ticket stubs, 
receipts, keys and best of all... MONEY!!! 

But needless to say I was fired from that coat check job. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family 
is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at 
the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! 
"Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.
 
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He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been
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Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
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Q: If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the world, what 
   is the longest sentence? 

A: "I do!" 


Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery? 

A: So he could loaf around! 

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