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        THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, July 11th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Whenever I get up in the morning I always go to the 
bathroom to splash a little water on my face. It always 
helps to perk me up for the day ahead. I just have to 
remember to go to the sink when I want water. I knew I 
was in the wrong place when the toilet seat hit me in 
the back of my head. 

Groaningly yours,

Email Steve

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