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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, July 11th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,
Whenever I get up in the morning I always go to the
bathroom to splash a little water on my face. It always
helps to perk me up for the day ahead. I just have to
remember to go to the sink when I want water. I knew I
was in the wrong place when the toilet seat hit me in
the back of my head.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to
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Q: Why did the pig go to the casino?
A: To play the slop machine!
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A: By Hambulance!
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