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       THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, June 17th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a great joke that Painindnek sent me. It's a knee 
slapper. I hope you enjoy it. 

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take 
her out to some place expensive................. 

So I took her to the gas station. 

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Come on, that's good stuff. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's 
license and would like to use the family car." 

Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get 
good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard 
is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and 
then we'll see." 

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the 
house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great 
marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat 
as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about 
letting me use the car?" 

Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut 
your hair." 

Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he 
walked everywhere he went." 


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Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? 

A: He gave her a ring. 


Q: Why didn't the clock work? 

A: It needed a hand! 

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