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        THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 7th 2008
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Good Morning Groanies,

The old saying is true: "You Learn Something New Everyday". 
Today, I learned that a "Thesaurus" is not a rare type of 
dinosaur. 

You could have knocked me over with a feather. 

Groaningly yours,
Steve 

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Q: What's the difference between chopping up a lawyer and
   chopping up an onion? 
  
A: You cry when you chop up an onion! 


Q: What do you do when you are born with two navels? 
  
A: Give one to the navel reserve. 

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