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             CLEAN LAFFS - Monday, July 14, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Welcome to another week, folks. I am actually not completely 
exhausted today like I was last Monday. This weekend was 
appreciably quieter without all of the parties and weddings 
and general mayhem. We even got to do a little sailing. I'll 
fill you in on any juicy details later. Right now let's get 
on with the good stuff. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out 
on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind 
us--sirens wailing, lights flashing. 

"Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars 
pulled over. 

"No," said the officer. "But you are driving a stolen 
vehicle." 

Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me. "Does this mean 
I failed my test?" 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had 
just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had 
just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen 
asked to use the bathroom. 

With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly 
scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a 
quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers." 

"It's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already trained." 

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