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            CLEAN LAFFS - Friday, July 11, 2008
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Good morning crew,

How many folks do we have on the list who might have a
little frost on the old roof?

I know how it is. You wake up one morning, look in the
mirror and think to yourself, 'Hey! I'm turning blond.'
And then you realize those aren't blond hairs.

Unless you want to look like Burl Ives you're going to
have to do something about it. Spend a million bucks on
a dye job and have some teenage beautician giggle at you?
I don't think so.

Why not try a great, effective, simple product you can
use at home that allows you to leave a little of that gray
in your hair so you can look like Reed Richards instead.
It's called Touch of Gray by Just For Men.

And here's the cool part...we're giving you the first
treatment FREE. It's part of our Deal of the Day promotion!

The retail price is normally $7.99.

Just click the link below for more information or if you
want to order. It's available in every shade you need.

Visit: Look like Reed Richards

Laugh it up,

Joe

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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"I bet that Van Gogh guy cut off his ear by accident and made
up that 'lost love' story so he wouldn't look stupid."
--Andy Pierson

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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent
Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing
on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a
weapon.

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"I don't have any kids. Well, at least none that I know about.
I'd like to have kids one day, though. I want to be called
Mommy by somebody other than Spanish guys in the street."
--Carol Leifer


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A group of junior-level executives were participating in
a management training program. The seminar leader pounded
home his point about the need to make decisions and take
action on these decisions.

"For instance," he said, "if you had five frogs on a log
and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would
you have left on the log?"

The answers from the group were unanimous: "Two."

"Wrong," replied the speaker, "there would still be five
because there is a difference between deciding to jump and
jumping."


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the
library... The librarian quips after checking the books...

"Sir your books are always returned with the last page
missing in every single book..."

The surgeon replies, "I can't stop myself from removing an
appendix when ever I see one."

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