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            CLEAN LAFFS - Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Tonight is going to be an adventure. I have been asked to 
assist in the womens' self-defense class at the school. 
That means they need a male attacker for the girls to slap 
around and kick in sensitive places. 

Now, I have never attacked one woman, much less a room full 
of them, so it will be a unique experience for all of us. 
I'll tell you this much, though...I'm wearing some protection. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably 
something his wife can beat him at.

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A man complained about having had two unhappy marriages. His 
first wife divorced him and his second wife wouldn't.

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As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he 
would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to 
be good; why can't you be good for nothing like your father?" 


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A friend of mine is responsible for alumni relations at his 
high-school alma mater.

Last fall, a member of the Class of 86 returned the standard 
alumni questionnaire with this response:

Marital Status - Not good
Wife's Name - Plaintiff


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple 
next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they 
are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do 
that?" 

"I don't know her well enough." 

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