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We all interpret "relax" a little differently.

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           CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, June 25, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

Tonight is my only night to relax this week. And by relax 
I mean go shopping, then sit at home and do laundry, pay 
bills and maybe even clean a little if I feel ambitious. 

But what is probably going to happing is I am going to 
order a pizza instead of shop and watch TV instead of do 
chores. 

We all interpret "relax" a little differently.

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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CHILL 'n GRILL
The Portable Grill & Cooler...

Retail Price: $29.99
Steal Price: $19.99

This is a great little portable barbecue that is ideal for tail-
gaiting, campouts, and picnics. Great even for a day trip to 
the beach! The outer chamber of the case holds the grill while 
the insulated and lined inner cooler compartment acts as a 
cooler for holding ice, drinks, salads, and more. The cooler 
bag includes grill and metal grasps for easy cooking.

Includes: Grill, Case/cooler (Case has shoulder strap)
 
Measurements:  Grill 10-1/4"Diam x 9-1/4"H
Case/cooler 11-1/2"Diam x 7-1/2"H 

Remember you can get one for $19.99 or two for $35.98.
To order: CHILL 'n GRILL - The Portable Grill & Cooler...

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"It takes time to raise about 25 children. I know, I have 
two myself. That's plenty. Mine are twins, though. Both of 
them. They're awfully cute. I can't think of their names. 
They don't come when I call them anyway." --Victor Borge 

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After playing 18 holes of golf, our foursome was sitting 
around the clubhouse settling our bets when another golfer 
stormed in. Fuming after a lousy round, he slammed down 
his scorecard and announced, "If I wasn't married, I'd give 
this stupid game up!" 

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"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody 
can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." 
 -Demetri Martin


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- 12/24 hour time format 
- Built-in alarm clock. 
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"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual"

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters 
who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teen-
agers.

Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud 
new owner of a teenage daughter.

Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the main-
tenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions 
about your warranty (which does NOT include the right to 
return the product to the factory for a full refund.)

IF YOU FEEL, YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR:

To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenager 
girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she:

(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with 
more makeup and less clothing?

(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth 
(except when requesting money)?

(c) Sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?

If any of these are true, you have received the correct item. 
Nice try, though.


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

I was in a department store dressing room when I overheard a 
woman in the next booth make disparaging remarks about the 
clothes she was trying on. Finally, an attendant knocked on 
her door and asked if there was a specific color or style she 
could get for her.

"I need a dress for my class reunion," the woman answered. 
"I don't care what color or style, as long as it makes me 
look twenty pounds lighter and ten years younger."

From another dressing room I heard a woman call out, "Make 
that two."

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