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            CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

I am on the horns of a dilemma. Do I go to the gym tonight 
or do I stay home, clean, pack and go to bed early so I will 
be well-rested for my flight tomorrow? 

If I don't go tonight it will be six days until I can get 
back in the gym. Hmmm...six days of slothfulness. I don't 
know if I can handle it. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three 
sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest 
boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the 
youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty 
of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue. 

Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and 
drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, 
making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the 
second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got 
one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, 
having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove 
home. 


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

Nothing rattles my father-in-law, especially when the St. 
Louis Cardinals are on TV. 

One day we were watching a game, when my mother-in-law 
shrieked from the kitchen, "Jim, there's a horsefly in 
here!" 

Not taking his eyes off the screen, he barked back,"Give 
it some cough syrup." 

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