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           CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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Good morning crew, 

A few people wrote in yesterday asking if I really drank 
until I fell down. The answer is no. Especially not at a 
family party. I really only fell down once and that was 
while doing the Russian 'Bottle Dance'. And that was only 
because the rubber soles on my shoes were sticking to the 
dance floor. 

Honest. 

Laugh it up, 

Joe 

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum

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We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical 
audiotapes, my co-worker came upon the following garbled 
diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry." 

Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she 
double-checked with the doctor. After listening to the 
tape, he shook his head. 

"This man," he said, translating for her, "has fallen from 
a tree." 


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I knew I had been in the military too long when my five-year-
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this: "Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright, 
Round yon virgin mother and child, Holy infantry, tender and 
mild..." 

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