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CLEAN LAFFS                        Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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Good morning crew,

Guess what? Another piece fell off the boat sometime last
week. The problem with having the boat moored in the water
(and not sitting on the trailer somewhere) is that it is
constantly in motion from the waves. And since I don't see
it for five or six days at a stretch I never know what
might be working its way loose until I show up at the harbor
on Saturday and discover another piece has found a home at
the bottom of the lake. This time it was a handle that you
tighten down in order to keep the rudder in the down and
locked position while sailing.

Of course, that didn't keep us from sailing on Saturday,
whoever is driving just has to stick a foot off the back
of the boat occasionally to kick the rudder back down into
the water.

It's perfectly safe.

Laugh it up,

Joe

P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post
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"Matt Damon announced that his wife is going to have a baby.
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"Barack Obama is upset because the other day in Israel, some-
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Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of
Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated
on my driver's license.

"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.

"No," I replied.

"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor
says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

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