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            CLEAN LAFFS - Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Good morning crew, 

    Hello Joe, my name is Hurthsette and I read 
    "Clean Laffs" everyday at work and boy does 
    it cheer me up! The "Office Memo" in today's 
    issue was especially funny. My co-workers are 
    probably wondering what I'm laughing at over 
    here! I think that I will bring in a carton 
    of milk to see if anyone drinks it, and if 
    they do, I'm going to put up this "memo" to 
    really freak them out!! Of course, the little 
    problem of me not being pregnant might be an 
    issue. Laughing It Up...

Well, what are you prepared to do for the sake of a really 
good joke? 

By the way, you may have noticed we are advertising a LASIK 
vision exam at the top of the newsletter today. I have 
actually been thinking about doing this myself for the last 
few years and am wondering if anybody has any good success 

Laugh it up, 


P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Clean Laffs Forum


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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the 
grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy 
to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. 

Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in 
the air conditioned house all day while she did all the 
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"Huh? I thought you were out of town." 

*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------* 

A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a 
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